How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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