yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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