yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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