I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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