Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
