The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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