Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
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You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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