Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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