did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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