two words: eviction party
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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