I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
did you just send me my own nude
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I have already put on my inside pants.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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