no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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