i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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