next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back