Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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