belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
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so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
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The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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