also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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