I want to make a zoo with you.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Did we literally take a cab across the street
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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