have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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