what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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