I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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