on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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