Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
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I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
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You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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