i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
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im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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