seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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