Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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