You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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