in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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