12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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