it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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