This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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