Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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