Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
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I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
My feet surprised me
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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