is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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