so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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