Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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