it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
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10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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