Michael Bay diarrhea
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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