I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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