So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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