We should be called the Road Head Warriors
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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