we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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