Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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