Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I have post one night stand depression
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