Christians are straight up FREAKS
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
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just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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