I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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