Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Still dying that you shit outside
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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