After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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