if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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