for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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