I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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