I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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