I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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