we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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