Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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