The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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